mom: what time did you go to bed last night?

me: that information is confidential



BUT IN AMERICA WE HAVE MEMORIAL DAY. JEALOUS OF OUR FREEDOM?


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BUT IN AMERICA WE HAVE MEMORIAL DAY. JEALOUS OF OUR FREEDOM?

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(Source: chibird)

mcpikachu-:

dum4ss:

c-h-r-i-s-t-i-n-a-a:

sextr0n:

h-holla:

250ft:

louisi4na:

ch0coholic:

regr-tful:

lets take a picture of a tornado when its a block away !1!1!!1 good idea!

And that chick is fixing her hair. Prioritieeeeeees!

it’s not even a tornado…

omfg the comments

…it looks nothing like a tornado.

bitches u dumb?


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awkward moment when its not a tornado and you cunts look stupid.

its just alot of smoke…

mcpikachu-:

dum4ss:

c-h-r-i-s-t-i-n-a-a:

sextr0n:

h-holla:

250ft:

louisi4na:

ch0coholic:

regr-tful:

lets take a picture of a tornado when its a block away !1!1!!1 good idea!

And that chick is fixing her hair. Prioritieeeeeees!

it’s not even a tornado…

omfg the comments

…it looks nothing like a tornado.

bitches u dumb?

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awkward moment when its not a tornado and you cunts look stupid.

its just alot of smoke…

flyingblades:

induetimee:

turdshuffler:

quinsee:

the moms face is too real 
they nailed that

When my moms makes that face, that’s when I know I better take back whatever I just said

She gonna be eating broccoli tomorrow morning for breakfast.

that’s 2$ and 95 cents worth of broccoli 

flyingblades:

induetimee:

turdshuffler:

quinsee:

the moms face is too real 

they nailed that

When my moms makes that face, that’s when I know I better take back whatever I just said

She gonna be eating broccoli tomorrow morning for breakfast.

that’s 2$ and 95 cents worth of broccoli 

(Source: forever90s)